"Hey babe, you got something in the mail."
"Oh? Who from?"
"I don't recognize the name. Should I open it?"
"I have to check it for white powders and sharp objects. That's my job as your husband, you know."
...."Oh my gawd. You're going to squee. You will love this."
"Tell me TELL ME!?!"
"No. It's supposed to be a surprise."
Hubatron was right, I DO love it...