Monday, January 1, 2007

Learn something new... starting day one

On the eve of this our newest year, I spent a lovely evening with a dear friend, some new friends, and a rabbit-squirrel named Pikachu. My sambaNick got to finally meet my sambaMike at this gathering, and together we formed the winning Pink team. We battled the opposing team for the teeny wedgies of pie in a game of useless knowledge and twisted historical truths. The orange team had the most grueling and yet memorable half an hour of new years eve when they were left identifying the individual who injected themselves with a pregger’s pee in order to lose 25 lbs for an innovative 1973 concert.

It couldn’t be a man!
And why not?
This is true...
It has to be someone wierd.
But what about Sonny!
I say you always have to go with your first instinct!!
Surely not Aretha!
She is rather large.
So is meatloaf!
Maybe it was a man.

In the end, we learned it was Elvis. His innovative 1973 “Aloha from Hawaii” concert taped at the Convention Center in Honolulu, Hawaii was the first ever to be beamed around the world by satellite. The king had injected himself the urine of pregnant women which contains HCG (human chorionic gonadotropin) – a hormone purported to enable weight loss without eating less. And we though Michael Jackson was weird.

Happy '07 Peoples!! Remember: So Sexy in O Seven!!

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