Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Land lines are entertaining.

*ring... ring*
I'll get it
*ring... ring*
Hi my name is ...... on behalf of ...... survey ..... speak to a female in the household ..... who has recently had a birthing?
A birthing?
A birthing. As in made a baby.
No. A birthday.
Oh. I heard birthing. No matter, I don't live here. And I don't think any girls live here. No one's home, but it looks like all guys.
You don't live there?
Nope. I heard the phone ring, the door was open, so I came in and answered the phone. And I don't think any of these guys have had a birthing.
Ok, thank you.
No. Thank you.