4 Laws Revisited

4 Laws of College as taught to me by Mrs. Brown:

• Quarters are GOD
• Men are EVIL
• If you didn't open it, don't drink it
• If you don't have the money in your hot little hands, don't spend it.

I've determined that:

• I have no god
• I'm surrounded by the spawn of Satan
• I'm well hydrated
• I can survive 4 weeks without having to buy anything.