Friday, October 21, 2005

4 Laws Revisited

4 Laws of College as taught to me by Mrs. Brown:
  • Quarters are GOD
  • Men are EVIL
  • If you didn't open it, don't drink it
  • If you don't have the money in your hot little hands, don't spend it.
I've determined that:
  • I have no god
  • I'm surrounded by the spawn of Satan
  • I'm well hydrated
  • I can survive 4 weeks without having to buy anything.

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