I like to drive

... and because I like to drive, I would like for those who share the road with me to know:

• should you feel the need to manuver in front while scaring the crap out of me, do please go faster
• the headlights on your truck were mean to help you see the road, not my retinas
• get the directions before you start out on your trip... not while you're blocking 3 lanes of traffic
• if you make an angry face and point fingers, don't be surprise if i laugh
  
• last but not least: if your blinker's been on for 3 city blocks and you haven't moved over you really can't expect me to take it seriously.

that is all.