Random Diesel

A couple of months ago, I was blessed with the goodness that is the Vin Diesel random fact generator. I check it once in a while for procrastination purposes...My favorite to date incorporates two of my favorite things: Ikea and the word(s) non-descript:

Vin Diesel designs and crafts every individual piece of Ikea furniture himself in a non-descript shack located somewhere in Izmir, Turkey.

...I want to IKEAfy my office...