4 Laws of College

Judy reminded me today during our 7 courses of beef dinner that there are four cardinal laws of college:

1. Quarters are GOD.
2. Men are EVIL.
3. If you didn't open it, don't drink it.
4. If you don't have the money in your hot little hands, don't spend it.

Have I mentioned how much I love Judy? I (heart) Judy.