Friday, July 23, 2004

there's really no graceful way to be bumped into


one can have perfect hair swept back by a pair of snazzy sunglasses, wearing the absolutely cute shirt that was purchased while on x-treme sale, carrying a perfectly warmed mug of beverage and whaaa-Paaak!! perfectly warm mug of beverage becomes implanted into left breast ruining the absolutley cute shirt.

and it's hard to be graceful when your lung is now collapsed by the invading breast tissue and mug of hot water. to the massive male that plowed through, forgive me for not being sincere when i said i was okay.

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