1) The shirt I saw on a chick at Subway. It read "Everybody is somebody in Lubbock".
2) The "oo" sound in the word "Butte"
3) People who think I will chauffer because I like to drive.
4) The words "coup d'état".
5) My sister calling to tell me she split her pants dancing her big booty dance.
6) Seeing Dr. D all excited and worked up about something.
7) Dr. C saying I'm not at all like a Tiger
8) My friend who gonna let some skinny size 2-treadmill running-cotton ball eating-dexatrim poppin-nutjob tell her she's obese.
9) The telemundo commercial with two people having sex and a child frozen in the path of a moving semi.
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