Sunday, February 1, 2004

TeleMundo

I find it unnerving when I turn on my tv and start flipping channels and I run into the local Hispanic television station to find one of 3 things: 1) a chick in a binkini and high heels prancing around a whiteboard trying to be serious with a group of older greasy haired gentlemen siting on couches 2) a naked chick with huge boobies and running mascara obviously being forced to have sex with her on screen partner as he pulls her hair and mumbles something, but all i can really pay attention to is his horrid 5 o'clock shadow or 3) a chick crying in the doorway hoping to win her man back, and as he stands there hurt and upset, she starts pulling off her clothes in desparation. This is what's on the hispanic channel. And I wonder why when I navigate my way through Wal-Mart at 1:20 in the morning, i'm having to dodge 15 kids yelling "maMAAAAA!".

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